ok so i live in this shared dingy house that cause me 450 pounds....i pay it every month..of course or i wud hav been writing this on street...unfortunately this time i lost m funds...i dont do job and im a shopoholic and i dnt cook much...thats does bad things to my bank account....so here i am wid 1oo n something in my account and my houseowner knocks....i cross my fingers that its abt loud music or something...and she is like u hav to pay rent....n im like i dnt hav any money [ and thats wierd cause i always hav thm...im no billionair but im definately never out of funds, thnx to dad] i called up everyone i know first and thn dad....and i still cudnt make it in time....
i go and talk to my agent....here it goes
knock knock
me- hi so the thing is im outa funds, can u wait for a week?
agent- noooooooooo u r already late
me- yea i know but my room is next to ur office, its not like im plannin to run away, besides i always pay rent....its the first time n im student i dont do job
agent- wat if u run away at night
me- y wud i do dat...i got a lot to do...
agent- i dun know noone knows
me- thn y do u think so, look its no big deal i called my dad but tranfer will take a bit time cant do it asap, i dnt rule the bank...i dnt even rule my account
agent- noooooooooooo
me- fine wat if i pay some tomorow
agent- ok, wat do u do
me- oh im doin a course in lcf, fashion media
agent-oooo thats nice fashion huh
me- yea its cool...im new here n i got a lot to do so im a bit out of control...
agent- its ok....u know its my boss...i hav to obey her
me- yea sure
most funny lines
me- hey ur place isnt too good aswell, always a sign 'sorry for inconvenience, plz co orparate' y cant u co orparate now?
agent- it happen since u came in
me- u mean i go to washroom with a hammer every morni n break things
agent- who knows
me- huh....i know...thats crazy...its just few days n i live nxt to u
agent- wat if u run away, wat if u murder someone
me- y wid u kill someone? outrageous
agent- i dont know
anyway....lets c wat happens tomorow...or i wudnt b postin that much....out of the house....
:(...im stressed......killing me honestly...cant rest till i get it right
i go and talk to my agent....here it goes
knock knock
me- hi so the thing is im outa funds, can u wait for a week?
agent- noooooooooo u r already late
me- yea i know but my room is next to ur office, its not like im plannin to run away, besides i always pay rent....its the first time n im student i dont do job
agent- wat if u run away at night
me- y wud i do dat...i got a lot to do...
agent- i dun know noone knows
me- thn y do u think so, look its no big deal i called my dad but tranfer will take a bit time cant do it asap, i dnt rule the bank...i dnt even rule my account
agent- noooooooooooo
me- fine wat if i pay some tomorow
agent- ok, wat do u do
me- oh im doin a course in lcf, fashion media
agent-oooo thats nice fashion huh
me- yea its cool...im new here n i got a lot to do so im a bit out of control...
agent- its ok....u know its my boss...i hav to obey her
me- yea sure
most funny lines
me- hey ur place isnt too good aswell, always a sign 'sorry for inconvenience, plz co orparate' y cant u co orparate now?
agent- it happen since u came in
me- u mean i go to washroom with a hammer every morni n break things
agent- who knows
me- huh....i know...thats crazy...its just few days n i live nxt to u
agent- wat if u run away, wat if u murder someone
me- y wid u kill someone? outrageous
agent- i dont know
anyway....lets c wat happens tomorow...or i wudnt b postin that much....out of the house....
:(...im stressed......killing me honestly...cant rest till i get it right
