I am an Indian baby. I was born out of love not sex because sex is only how western kids are born. Us Indian babies are born out of immense love and respect between a man and a woman...oh sorry, a husband and a wife I mean. Of course you can't have sex before marriage, even if it makes you a 30 year old virgin.
Any baby who is born to an unmarried mother will be subjected to humiliation because there is no such thing as a single mother. If a woman was raped and unfortunately got pregnant, she would be married to the guy who raped her because one punishment was not enough for her. After all it was probably the woman who dressed provocatively or flirted with the rapist. It is all her fault.
But obviously I have a father who loves my mother. I respect my father because I am shit scared of him, he can beat me to pulp if I don't do as he says. My parents know that Indian babies are immune to physical and mental abuse, so no matter how much wrong they do to me I will turn out to be just fine.
If you ask my father why he loves my mother he will tell you one thing "because she is the mother of my children". Yes, he does not love my mother because she loves him and she has been with him through thick and thin, he only loves her because she was fertile enough to have me.
He also loves my mother because she can keep her mouth shut while he sleeps around with other women. That is of course the mark of a good wife, no matter how much a man cheats or abuses, Indian woman will not complain because she has a family honor to protect and this is solely her responsibility, not men's. He is free to do whatever he likes, especially if he brings enough money in the house then the woman should be grateful.
My mother knows the only reason her man has gone astray is because he is under black magic. My father is so innocent that only the supernatural can ruin his devotion to my mother. Obviously the girl he sleeps with is a witch and she is only after my father because..well...who wouldn't want such a wonderful man. She is probably after my father's money. I am sure they are not in love because Indians know that after marriage there can be no attraction towards anyone else but your spouse, even if they haven't had sex since stone age.
My mother knows one day he will return to her because she has been a good wife. She brought me to life. Out of love of course, not sex.
Even if I was born out of sex by mistake, it was done only in missionary position.
PS - This is not my story, this is a story based on few things I have observed. I am not talking about my mother, believe me she is not so helpless....on the other hand she will kill me if I write about her personal life.
Any baby who is born to an unmarried mother will be subjected to humiliation because there is no such thing as a single mother. If a woman was raped and unfortunately got pregnant, she would be married to the guy who raped her because one punishment was not enough for her. After all it was probably the woman who dressed provocatively or flirted with the rapist. It is all her fault.
But obviously I have a father who loves my mother. I respect my father because I am shit scared of him, he can beat me to pulp if I don't do as he says. My parents know that Indian babies are immune to physical and mental abuse, so no matter how much wrong they do to me I will turn out to be just fine.
If you ask my father why he loves my mother he will tell you one thing "because she is the mother of my children". Yes, he does not love my mother because she loves him and she has been with him through thick and thin, he only loves her because she was fertile enough to have me.
He also loves my mother because she can keep her mouth shut while he sleeps around with other women. That is of course the mark of a good wife, no matter how much a man cheats or abuses, Indian woman will not complain because she has a family honor to protect and this is solely her responsibility, not men's. He is free to do whatever he likes, especially if he brings enough money in the house then the woman should be grateful.
My mother knows the only reason her man has gone astray is because he is under black magic. My father is so innocent that only the supernatural can ruin his devotion to my mother. Obviously the girl he sleeps with is a witch and she is only after my father because..well...who wouldn't want such a wonderful man. She is probably after my father's money. I am sure they are not in love because Indians know that after marriage there can be no attraction towards anyone else but your spouse, even if they haven't had sex since stone age.
My mother knows one day he will return to her because she has been a good wife. She brought me to life. Out of love of course, not sex.
Even if I was born out of sex by mistake, it was done only in missionary position.
PS - This is not my story, this is a story based on few things I have observed. I am not talking about my mother, believe me she is not so helpless....on the other hand she will kill me if I write about her personal life.
i think the t-shirt is a riot:)
ReplyDeletewomen have to take control of human society once again.
haha...I am totally buying that t-shirt if i find it somewhere..
ReplyDeleteI respect culture Ed...but sometimes it just makes the society delusional..
Under all that honor i don't see happy people..
But yea for once it would be nice if women can take control...
I am here ... I know I was not conceived because of love ... I came to terms with that a long time ago ... I am here ... I came to terms with that a long time as well ... You? Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteI am here, it's all that matters.
ReplyDeleteI had come to bash you the moment I saw that "we India kids are born out of love and not sex.." :P But I changed my opinion! Yeah it was Missionary position :P
ReplyDeleteAppreciate that.
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